You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
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be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
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I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I would ride that face into the sunset
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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