I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
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we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
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Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
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