Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
Randomize