dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
Farmville is her only friend.
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Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
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Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
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