If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
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Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
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He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
Randomize