Whats the glycemic index on semen?
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
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I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
whose ass print is on the piano?
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
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My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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