I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
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That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
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I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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