yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
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on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
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You sprinted into the side of a parked car
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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