apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
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If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
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Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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