Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
Randomize