its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
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Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
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I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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