found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
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I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
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I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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