the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
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Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
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It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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