You made me cry and you don't even care
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
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i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
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No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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