im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
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Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
But theres a keg here and me gusta
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I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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