summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
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Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
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yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
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