Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
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He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
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There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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