So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
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Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I need to sanitize my soul.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
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I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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