There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
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i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
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Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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