no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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