He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
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I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
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Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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