What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
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SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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