But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
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drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
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Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
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