i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
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I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
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Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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