Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
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I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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