She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
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hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
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No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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