hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
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Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
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he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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