i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
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I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
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