Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
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I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
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If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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