He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Houston, we have a squirter
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
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And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
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Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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