i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
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You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
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Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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