I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
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Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
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our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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