My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
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I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
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THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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