Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
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dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
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I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
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