Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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