and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
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So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
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This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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