I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
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I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
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WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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