Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
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The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
How external is "for external use only"?
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
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you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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