Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
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I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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