Barsexuality is the new black.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
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Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
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Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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