Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
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the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
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Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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