Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
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He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
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T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
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