you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
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I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
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By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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