I want to have your abortion
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
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Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
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This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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