He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
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tonight lets celebrate not being married
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
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I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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