can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
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It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
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Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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