No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
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"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
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Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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