you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
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I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
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Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
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