It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
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Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
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He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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