I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
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I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
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He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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