My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
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You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
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I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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